We as men like to keep things simple. That in itself is a simple fact. Our minds cannot comprehend too many things at once; what a terrible situation it would be if we found ourselves having to talk to someone while watching the basketball game! It just doesn’t work out.
This is why I consider this Regency Apartment to be my dream house as a guy. Heaven forbid it should actually have a description of the apartment! That would be abominable! My brain would explode from the overdose of information and thus end my quest for simplicity. And thank heavens it doesn’t give me the square footage! I mean, how big does an apartment need to be to fit a couch and a Wii? Hats off to Regency for leaving THAT useless information off! It certainly spared me the trouble of using my brain to imagine the size of the apartment.
And now my favorite part: there’s no price on the apartment! It’s free!! I love not having to work to get anything I want! There’s a reason why “free” rhymes with “glee”. That’s right- I’m a poet. So the fact that I don’t have to pay for anything really tickles my love handles.
All that I need to know about the apartment is its address and what’s listed on those featured amenities. We got a pool for washing dishes and clothes (See! I’m hygienic-I keep my stuff clean!), a weight room (I lift every day…), a grill patio (gotta have my grill!), and it’s beautifully landscaped…perfect to play hide-and-seek and 007!
So all in all this is absolutely my dream apartment; I don’t have to think about anything! It’s perfect for a guy like me. Now I get to tell my wife that I’ve got everything taken care of. Thanks Regency! Here’s the link: http://www.vacancy.com/utah/provo-apartments/regency-apartments
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